Drag is on the tide

I’m thinking how cool pirates are. They literally don’t get (rather ignore) the social construct that handicapped people are less able physically than healthy people. No arm? No problem, here’s a hook, you can say it’s very HANDy. Deaf? You’ll be the head of cannons. No eye? Who needs those? Here’s an eye patch, walk walk fashion baby.

You know what I’m thinking about now? Drag queen pirates. Scratching eyes and faces of their enemies with bedazzled fake nails. Strangling them with their extravagant wigs. High heels? Oh, you mean 9 inch daggers? And don’t get me started on how creative they would get with sailor songs...

I don’t know if this makes sense but drag queen pirates are inspirational.